Grinch Enthusiast Pillows

'I hate all holidays!'

"Bah, humbug! It's not just for Christmas anymore."

"It must be lovely listening to this festive music all day."

'Looks like no Christmas bonus this year.'

"I suspect your headaches may be the result of you being exposed to someone with an undiagnosed case of cabin fever."

'People have been known to lose an eye when a wink goes seriously wrong.'

Not waiting for someday to look back on this and have a good laugh.

'I hate surprises!'

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

"Did I say Henny Youngmen? I meant to say Sergei Prokofiev."

'He's determined not to enjoy himself this Christmas.'

"Code blue! Code blue! His heart's grown three times it's size!"

"Merry Christmas. You Cheerful, Chirpring, Cheeping, Tweeting, Tw*ttering, Twittering Tw*t!"

Doug Kenney

Children playing with scissors in the nursery

"I've never hated Christmas, just people."

"And to my brother, who I promised to mention in my will, 'Hi Grumpy'!"

Helen's husband is an old grump, too.

"We learned about the 10 commandments, but I bet my parents will add a few of there own!"

'Remind me, what should I be thanking my lucky stars for?'

'Do you have any experience in wrongful-death cases?'

"Honest dear, those other 39 hens don't mean a thing to me!"

"Okay, I'm sitting up. What's up?"

"Let 'em say what they will about you guys...you're the only dudes I can always count on to be there for me."

Tommy Cooper's Recycling Facility - Bottle/Glass/Glass/Bottle/Bottle/Glass.

Whine Country Tours.

"How nice to be misunderstood in more than one language!"

Cheshire Cat - The later years

"Same every year, he gets all tensed updreading the first radio blast of Slade's 'It's Christmas'..."

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A Garden Part 6

"Harold doesn't believe in smiling."

I know they're not as filling, but i love thin and crispy!

Christmas: "Let's open some more next week."

"Mostly, he was just puttering, but now he's also muttering."

"Why can't you enjoy christmas like everyone else."