Grinch Enthusiast Mugs

'I hate all holidays!'

"Bah, humbug! It's not just for Christmas anymore."

"It must be lovely listening to this festive music all day."

'Looks like no Christmas bonus this year.'

"I suspect your headaches may be the result of you being exposed to someone with an undiagnosed case of cabin fever."

'People have been known to lose an eye when a wink goes seriously wrong.'

Not waiting for someday to look back on this and have a good laugh.

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

'He's determined not to enjoy himself this Christmas.'

"Merry Christmas. You Cheerful, Chirpring, Cheeping, Tweeting, Tw*ttering, Twittering Tw*t!"

"I've never hated Christmas, just people."

Children playing with scissors in the nursery

"And to my brother, who I promised to mention in my will, 'Hi Grumpy'!"

Helen's husband is an old grump, too.

"We learned about the 10 commandments, but I bet my parents will add a few of there own!"

'Remind me, what should I be thanking my lucky stars for?'

'Do you have any experience in wrongful-death cases?'

"Honest dear, those other 39 hens don't mean a thing to me!"

"Okay, I'm sitting up. What's up?"

Tommy Cooper's Recycling Facility - Bottle/Glass/Glass/Bottle/Bottle/Glass.

"How nice to be misunderstood in more than one language!"

"Why can't you enjoy christmas like everyone else."

Cheshire Cat - The later years

"Harold doesn't believe in smiling."

"Mostly, he was just puttering, but now he's also muttering."

Christmas: "Let's open some more next week."

Fussbudget 1989

Grinding and sharpening company drop off the Grim Reapers scythes.

"C'mon! Allegro vivace! Allegro vivace! We're selling ice cream not coffins!"