Grinch Mugs

Christmas - Let's get it over with.

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Chritmas Party - "What in our own time?"

'I hate all holidays!'

"I hate this time of year."

Me and my money are soon parted

A shop is called 'Garnishes: Top Meals in Tough Times'.

Way too much anthropomorphising

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

'He's determined not to enjoy himself this Christmas.'

You can never over garnish!

'Dicing with Death'

"I've never hated Christmas, just people."

"Merry Christmas. You Cheerful, Chirpring, Cheeping, Tweeting, Tw*ttering, Twittering Tw*t!"

'What! No garnish or side salad?'

"I just keep getting this urge to say 'Bah Humbug'!"

Dead & Breakfast.

Craft A Yummy, Grammable Cocktail.

'Ms Phelps, can you help me? I seem to have misplaced my Christmas spirit.'

'What are you grinning at? It's only 5.30.'

A man goes insane from receiving too many ties.

"Maybe we should skip caroling this one."

'Blast these cuts!'

"'Less is more' doesn't apply to allowances!"

"...nineteen, twenty. Ready or not, here I come!"

'December 25, in a far-off, heathen land...' 'What I would give for a day off this time of year.'

"Not It!"

"He's so cute! What kind of dog is that?"

"I'm not taking any chances. . ."

"Why can't you enjoy christmas like everyone else."

Christmas: "Let's open some more next week."