Grinch Sympathizers Pillows

"The most beautiful time of the year? My foot! Annoying kids! Stinking reindeer! Snow and cold! And I don't even get a Christmas bonus!"

Chritmas Party - "What in our own time?"

'I hate all holidays!'

"You have the Hum bug.'

'He's determined not to enjoy himself this Christmas.'

"Here! Drink your coffee... Honestly, you can be such a bear in the morning!"

"Merry Christmas. You Cheerful, Chirpring, Cheeping, Tweeting, Tw*ttering, Twittering Tw*t!"

"I just keep getting this urge to say 'Bah Humbug'!"

"I've never hated Christmas, just people."

"And to my brother, who I promised to mention in my will, 'Hi Grumpy'!"

Worm running away from hook.

The hardest instrument to play second fiddle.

'Ms Phelps, can you help me? I seem to have misplaced my Christmas spirit.'

'Let's go home, coach. If God was going to intervene with a miracle and change the final score to save your job, it would have happened by now.'

A man goes insane from receiving too many ties.

"Maybe we should skip caroling this one."

I hope we don't settle until after the hockey finals.

'Blast these cuts!'

'December 25, in a far-off, heathen land...' 'What I would give for a day off this time of year.'

"What happened, honey? Was your team defeated again?"

"Why can't you enjoy christmas like everyone else."

Christmas: "Let's open some more next week."

"All done with that holiday spirit for another year, are we dear?"

Callers of an impatient or grumpy disposition may widh to hang up at this stage.

Christmas - Let's get it over with.

'I hate Christmas, New Year's Day, Lincoln's Birthday, Valentine's Day, George Washington's Birthday, St Patrick's Day, Easter, Mother's Day, Memorial Day, Father's Day,Flag Day,July 4th,Columbus Day, Veteran's Day and Thanksgiving!'

"He says this is the future. I say he's nuts."

Christmas - Let's get it over with.

"It must be lovely listening to this festive music all day."

"Have you got anything for a miserable old codger who hates Christmas and everything to do with it."

'John is watching the game under protest.'

'I know you can't win them all, but just once I wish I could scrape together the entry fee!'

"I'll be glad when the holidays are over."