Grinch Sympathizers T-Shirts

"The most beautiful time of the year? My foot! Annoying kids! Stinking reindeer! Snow and cold! And I don't even get a Christmas bonus!"

Chritmas Party - "What in our own time?"

'I hate all holidays!'

"You have the Hum bug.'

'He's determined not to enjoy himself this Christmas.'

"Here! Drink your coffee... Honestly, you can be such a bear in the morning!"

"Code blue! Code blue! His heart's grown three times it's size!"

"I've never hated Christmas, just people."

"I just keep getting this urge to say 'Bah Humbug'!"

"Merry Christmas. You Cheerful, Chirpring, Cheeping, Tweeting, Tw*ttering, Twittering Tw*t!"

"And to my brother, who I promised to mention in my will, 'Hi Grumpy'!"

Worm running away from hook.

'Ms Phelps, can you help me? I seem to have misplaced my Christmas spirit.'

The hardest instrument to play second fiddle.

A man goes insane from receiving too many ties.

'Let's go home, coach. If God was going to intervene with a miracle and change the final score to save your job, it would have happened by now.'

'And I'm sure Brian would have appreciated his facebook friends turning up today.'

I hope we don't settle until after the hockey finals.

'Blast these cuts!'

"Maybe we should skip caroling this one."

"What happened, honey? Was your team defeated again?"

Christmas: "Let's open some more next week."

'December 25, in a far-off, heathen land...' 'What I would give for a day off this time of year.'

"Why can't you enjoy christmas like everyone else."

"Same every year, he gets all tensed updreading the first radio blast of Slade's 'It's Christmas'..."

"All done with that holiday spirit for another year, are we dear?"

Callers of an impatient or grumpy disposition may widh to hang up at this stage.

Christmas - Let's get it over with.

'I hate Christmas, New Year's Day, Lincoln's Birthday, Valentine's Day, George Washington's Birthday, St Patrick's Day, Easter, Mother's Day, Memorial Day, Father's Day,Flag Day,July 4th,Columbus Day, Veteran's Day and Thanksgiving!'

"He says this is the future. I say he's nuts."

Christmas - Let's get it over with.

"I'll be glad when the holidays are over."

'I know you can't win them all, but just once I wish I could scrape together the entry fee!'

"It must be lovely listening to this festive music all day."

"Have you got anything for a miserable old codger who hates Christmas and everything to do with it."