Grinning Grinch T-Shirts

Christmas Angel that's scared of heights.

Chritmas Party - "What in our own time?"

Not you. Your hair.

'I hate all holidays!'

Old men,"I have terrible trouble with my joints..the cannabis keeps falling out."

'He's determined not to enjoy himself this Christmas.'

Pest control, with death.

"Code blue! Code blue! His heart's grown three times it's size!"

"Curious and curiouser."

Doug Kenney

"I just keep getting this urge to say 'Bah Humbug'!"

Days of Christmas.

'Dicing with Death'

"Merry Christmas. You Cheerful, Chirpring, Cheeping, Tweeting, Tw*ttering, Twittering Tw*t!"

"I've never hated Christmas, just people."

'Ms Phelps, can you help me? I seem to have misplaced my Christmas spirit.'

Dead & Breakfast.

'Dr. Vitsky, D.D.S. ... Yes, here you are. Go right on ahead through those pearly whites up there.'

'What are you grinning at? It's only 5.30.'

A man goes insane from receiving too many ties.

'No.'

'Do you have any experience in wrongful-death cases?'

'Blast these cuts!'

"Maybe we should skip caroling this one."

"Why can't you enjoy christmas like everyone else."

'It's Fanshaw, I tell you. I'd recognise that silly grin anywhere.'

Cheshire Cat - The later years

"Same every year, he gets all tensed updreading the first radio blast of Slade's 'It's Christmas'..."

'December 25, in a far-off, heathen land...' 'What I would give for a day off this time of year.'

Christmas: "Let's open some more next week."

"Not It!"

"He's so cute! What kind of dog is that?"

"I'm not taking any chances. . ."

"Have you seen Meredith? She just got her braces off."

"All done with that holiday spirit for another year, are we dear?"