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"I hate Christmas."

Chritmas Party - "What in our own time?"

'I hate all holidays!'

'Looks like no Christmas bonus this year.'

"I suspect your headaches may be the result of you being exposed to someone with an undiagnosed case of cabin fever."

Not waiting for someday to look back on this and have a good laugh.

'I hate surprises!'

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

"Did I say Henny Youngmen? I meant to say Sergei Prokofiev."

'He's determined not to enjoy himself this Christmas.'

"Code blue! Code blue! His heart's grown three times it's size!"

"I just keep getting this urge to say 'Bah Humbug'!"

Children playing with scissors in the nursery

Doug Kenney

"Merry Christmas. You Cheerful, Chirpring, Cheeping, Tweeting, Tw*ttering, Twittering Tw*t!"

"I've never hated Christmas, just people."

"And to my brother, who I promised to mention in my will, 'Hi Grumpy'!"

'Ms Phelps, can you help me? I seem to have misplaced my Christmas spirit.'

Helen's husband is an old grump, too.

"We learned about the 10 commandments, but I bet my parents will add a few of there own!"

A man goes insane from receiving too many ties.

"Let 'em say what they will about you guys...you're the only dudes I can always count on to be there for me."

'Blast these cuts!'

"Okay, I'm sitting up. What's up?"

"Honest dear, those other 39 hens don't mean a thing to me!"

"Gretel, I don't like living in this culture of fear."

Tommy Cooper's Recycling Facility - Bottle/Glass/Glass/Bottle/Bottle/Glass.

"How nice to be misunderstood in more than one language!"

Whine Country Tours.

I know they're not as filling, but i love thin and crispy!

"Harold doesn't believe in smiling."

"Why can't you enjoy christmas like everyone else."

'December 25, in a far-off, heathen land...' 'What I would give for a day off this time of year.'

"Mostly, he was just puttering, but now he's also muttering."

Cheshire Cat - The later years