Grinch Enthusiasts Gifts

"I hate Christmas."

Chritmas Party - "What in our own time?"

'Looks like no Christmas bonus this year.'

'I hate all holidays!'

"I suspect your headaches may be the result of you being exposed to someone with an undiagnosed case of cabin fever."

Not waiting for someday to look back on this and have a good laugh.

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

'He's determined not to enjoy himself this Christmas.'

"I've never hated Christmas, just people."

"I just keep getting this urge to say 'Bah Humbug'!"

"Merry Christmas. You Cheerful, Chirpring, Cheeping, Tweeting, Tw*ttering, Twittering Tw*t!"

Children playing with scissors in the nursery

"And to my brother, who I promised to mention in my will, 'Hi Grumpy'!"

Helen's husband is an old grump, too.

'Ms Phelps, can you help me? I seem to have misplaced my Christmas spirit.'

"We learned about the 10 commandments, but I bet my parents will add a few of there own!"

A man goes insane from receiving too many ties.

"Okay, I'm sitting up. What's up?"

'Blast these cuts!'

"Honest dear, those other 39 hens don't mean a thing to me!"

Tommy Cooper's Recycling Facility - Bottle/Glass/Glass/Bottle/Bottle/Glass.

"Gretel, I don't like living in this culture of fear."

"How nice to be misunderstood in more than one language!"

"Harold doesn't believe in smiling."

"Why can't you enjoy christmas like everyone else."

'December 25, in a far-off, heathen land...' 'What I would give for a day off this time of year.'

"Mostly, he was just puttering, but now he's also muttering."