The Grinch T-Shirts

'He's determined not to enjoy himself this Christmas.'

Chritmas Party - "What in our own time?"

Not you. Your hair.

'I hate all holidays!'

"I hate this time of year."

Me and my money are soon parted

A shop is called 'Garnishes: Top Meals in Tough Times'.

You can never over garnish!

Pest control, with death.

"Code blue! Code blue! His heart's grown three times it's size!"

"I just keep getting this urge to say 'Bah Humbug'!"

'What! No garnish or side salad?'

Days of Christmas.

'Good grief, Martha...surely I can slump into a little grouchiness occasionally.'

'Dicing with Death'

"Merry Christmas. You Cheerful, Chirpring, Cheeping, Tweeting, Tw*ttering, Twittering Tw*t!"

"I've never hated Christmas, just people."

'Ms Phelps, can you help me? I seem to have misplaced my Christmas spirit.'

Dead & Breakfast.

Craft A Yummy, Grammable Cocktail.

A man goes insane from receiving too many ties.

'Blast these cuts!'

"'Less is more' doesn't apply to allowances!"

"Maybe we should skip caroling this one."

"...nineteen, twenty. Ready or not, here I come!"

'December 25, in a far-off, heathen land...' 'What I would give for a day off this time of year.'

Christmas: "Let's open some more next week."

"Same every year, he gets all tensed updreading the first radio blast of Slade's 'It's Christmas'..."

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A Garden Part 6

'Forget it! -- the last time we rented 'Lassie Come Home,' you howled all night!'

"Not It!"

'So now I've got a dollar burning a hole in my pocket...'

"He's so cute! What kind of dog is that?"

"I'm not taking any chances. . ."

"Why can't you enjoy christmas like everyone else."