The Grinch T-Shirts

'He's determined not to enjoy himself this Christmas.'

Chritmas Party - "What in our own time?"

'I hate all holidays!'

"I hate this time of year."

Me and my money are soon parted

A shop is called 'Garnishes: Top Meals in Tough Times'.

You can never over garnish!

"I've never hated Christmas, just people."

"I just keep getting this urge to say 'Bah Humbug'!"

"Merry Christmas. You Cheerful, Chirpring, Cheeping, Tweeting, Tw*ttering, Twittering Tw*t!"

'Dicing with Death'

'What! No garnish or side salad?'

'Good grief, Martha...surely I can slump into a little grouchiness occasionally.'

Dead & Breakfast.

Craft A Yummy, Grammable Cocktail.

'Ms Phelps, can you help me? I seem to have misplaced my Christmas spirit.'

A man goes insane from receiving too many ties.

'Blast these cuts!'

"Maybe we should skip caroling this one."

"'Less is more' doesn't apply to allowances!"

"...nineteen, twenty. Ready or not, here I come!"

"Not It!"

'December 25, in a far-off, heathen land...' 'What I would give for a day off this time of year.'

"He's so cute! What kind of dog is that?"

"I'm not taking any chances. . ."

'So now I've got a dollar burning a hole in my pocket...'

"Why can't you enjoy christmas like everyone else."

Christmas: "Let's open some more next week."

"All done with that holiday spirit for another year, are we dear?"