Genie Whisperer Pillows

"You played a perfect round, Ned. What's your secret?"

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

I want to make this company green the old fashion way...

'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

"I'll check and see if he's available."

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

'Well, look who has stock in Genomes-R-Us.'

"Ok, you were right – dogs can see ghosts."

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

"Ever killed a man?"

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

"I'm the ghost of Christmas Tree Future, and honestly, it doesn't turn out well for you."

Doctor with pump: 'Hold on a second while I inflate his ego.'

Cemetery: Communicated with your loved one see Madam Zolta within.

"Your wife says she's been watching you, and there are a lot of things you need to work on."

'Ach, Herr Scrooge - ghost of this, ghost of that...serious delusions.'

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."

"I'm getting your dear, departed husband—he can't believe you paid forty-five dollars for this."

'...and where did you bury the bone?'

"...The Spirits are out at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message...."

'If another barman cracks the joke about not serving spirits, I'm leaving ...'

"I have grave news."

'He's not there at the moment so please leave a message.'

"Well, well – if it isn't the old crystal ball and chain."

"It's your mother. She wants to know why you never summon her."

'You're away, Doc!'

"Hi darling - I've just come back for my iphone...!"

"I have eight spirits coming through."