Weaponry Wit Pillows

"We're going to need a bigger spear."

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

Snowprov

Backfire

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

Czarcasm

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Doggone

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

"That's a very difficult problem to address, Ted, could you restate it as a solution?"

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

"Get off the stage and get a copy of 'Studies of Laughter in Interaction'—I think you'll enjoy it."

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

It is believed dear Jack finally figured out women. Trouble is, he died laughing before he could tell anybody.

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

Nuclear Proliferation

"But I use all of them!"

'I don't do 'Goodbyes' ...'

"Your sense of humor has gone from dry to arid. . ."

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

Paper Boy

'He never listened to his mother!'

Progress?

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

A dog whose nose is a gun.

Why can't you use the brains God gave you? Oh, shoot, I think this is Bob's.

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

'Don't tell anyone I asked... but why don't we have muskets?'

The Bronze Age of Television