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Dead people from dropped bomb pass by fighter plane

Servicemen.

Airport Security.

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

Cow Blue Arrows

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

"Pinpoint havoc, gentlemen, accuracy of mayhem. And yet our dress blues remain crisp and sharp, our hands soft and pink."

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

Birds on the wing

'I'll be honest. Your chances of success are slim.'

'I wasn't drowning, I was waving!'

'I'm happy to report our use of air sickness bags has declined sharply since we quit serving meals.'

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Island!'

While doing routine recon over the pacific ocean, lietenants Cromwell and Olsen make a startling discovery.

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

'Actually I only do this on weekends.'

Mission accomplished.

Going to Work. . .Coming Home

Helicopter

'Here's a bag of nuts if you get hungry.'

Coastguard

"He keeps touching me!"

Dropping Bombs and Hearts

'This stealth technology just keeps getting better!'

RAF plane ride.

Speed Limit Enforced from Aircraft.

"You can't have it both ways, kid."

'Ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you the latest Airbus!'