Air Force Pilots T-Shirts

Dead people from dropped bomb pass by fighter plane

Servicemen.

Fighter Jet Sneeze

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

Airport Security.

Cow Blue Arrows

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

"Pinpoint havoc, gentlemen, accuracy of mayhem. And yet our dress blues remain crisp and sharp, our hands soft and pink."

Birds on the wing

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

"Let's see, this one is cherry flavored, I think this one is blueberry ..."

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

'I'll be honest. Your chances of success are slim.'

'I wasn't drowning, I was waving!'

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Island!'

'I'm happy to report our use of air sickness bags has declined sharply since we quit serving meals.'

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

While doing routine recon over the pacific ocean, lietenants Cromwell and Olsen make a startling discovery.

"He keeps touching me!"

'Here's a bag of nuts if you get hungry.'

'Actually I only do this on weekends.'

Going to Work. . .Coming Home

Helicopter

Dropping Bombs and Hearts

Dog TagsPeople Tags.

Mission accomplished.

Coastguard

'This stealth technology just keeps getting better!'

Speed Limit Enforced from Aircraft.

'Ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you the latest Airbus!'

"You can't have it both ways, kid."