Airforce Pilot T-Shirts

Dog grabbing onto AWAC aircraft.

Remote control spy plane - Remote control soldier.

"Pinpoint havoc, gentlemen, accuracy of mayhem. And yet our dress blues remain crisp and sharp, our hands soft and pink."

'Tower, I'm over the city and low of fuel, but no sweat - I'm dropping my missiles and bombs, which should make me light enough to reach the runway.'

"I wonder if I can be of any assistance?"

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

'What zip code are we in now?'

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Servicemen.

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

Walking Luggage.

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

Airport Security.

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

Pilot with champagne.

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

The World's Easiest Airport

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

Cow Blue Arrows

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

The World Wide Web.

Broomstick crash.

"Not now, Oliver."

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

TSA Noah

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

Geese's Thoughts.