Airforce Pilot Prints

Dog grabbing onto AWAC aircraft.

Remote control spy plane - Remote control soldier.

"Pinpoint havoc, gentlemen, accuracy of mayhem. And yet our dress blues remain crisp and sharp, our hands soft and pink."

'Tower, I'm over the city and low of fuel, but no sweat - I'm dropping my missiles and bombs, which should make me light enough to reach the runway.'

"I wonder if I can be of any assistance?"

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

'What zip code are we in now?'

Servicemen.

Fighter Jet Sneeze

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

Walking Luggage.

Airport Security.

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

Pilot with champagne.

'Sometimes George likes to pretend he's an astronaut.'

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

The World's Easiest Airport

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

Cow Blue Arrows

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

Broomstick crash.

"Not now, Oliver."

TSA Noah

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

October 11, 2009: History is made when 8-year-old Tommy Wurtner becomes the first child to enter space.