"A road yet uncrossed, My heart takes wing at the sight - The journey is life."
Winged Wordsmith Gifts
Looking for a gift for your winged wordsmith? Whether they’re a poet, novelist, or just love playing with words, our collection of clever and whimsical items will inspire their creativity. Each piece captures the essence of literary magic with a humorous twist, making them feel appreciated and understood in their passion for words.
'I always ask for a seat in the tail. You never hear of a plane backing into a mountain...'
'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'
'When we get there let me do the double talking.'
"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."
Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker
'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'
Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.
Torturing the English Language
Thru versus Through Traffic
"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"
"Meet The Author"
"She's been so creative lately."
First Novels.
"Do me next."
Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole
Edgar Allen Poe
Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'
To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)
'Why can't we have a texting bee?'
Backfire
"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."
Cut Price
"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."
"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."
A Copy Editor and His Dog
Someone who knows apostrophes
Why we need poetry. . .
Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.
What's normal?
Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket
"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"
'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'
It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.
"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."
Winged Wordsmith Gifts Collection
Winged Wordsmith Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs for winged wordsmiths, featuring witty and inspiring designs that make each coffee break a delightful poetic moment.
Winged Wordsmith Pillows
Browse our pillow collection for winged wordsmiths, combining comfort with clever, literary-inspired designs to brighten any space.
Winged Wordsmith Prints
See our inspiring prints perfect for winged wordsmiths, adding a touch of wit and creativity to their home or workspace.
Winged Wordsmith T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirt range for winged wordsmiths, where witty quotes and creative designs let their love for language shine.