Wordsmith Wizard Gifts

Great Poets of Catalogdom

"Well, for this amount we could do you a nice word-of-mouth campaign!"

"He spends hours waiting for his muse to strike..."

Book publishing.

"Your appendix is fine. It's your glossary I'm worried about."

'Wait, I've got it! This ad is going to actually say something! Now, what will it say?'

Author discusses her next sensation novel

'They are not drinking. They are 'hungover' from the brainstorming session.'

'I wrote my own speech once. It didn't sound like me at all!'

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

'I've gotten quite a bit out of that creative writing class. I think I'll become a literary agent.'

Seamus Heaney.

Beet Poet

'Think I'll wait for the novelisation.'

A writer fishes for inspiration.

'Will? Will? Do you need a lawyer, here is my card 'Wills are Us'.'

Bird reading '1001 pickup lines' - 'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

'Ye gods, Will - art thou still monkeying about with that Ooh-ooh language?'

"How can you have writer's block? You only do one word a day."

The Great Chemical Novel.

"With your rhetorical skills, young man, do you realize that you could become a mogul?"

Death Watch

"You vill be punished if you end a sentence with a preposition."

A head band

Plagiarism

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

"My preferred pronoun is they."

'I don't like to brag, but I'm the guy who coined the phrase, 'Honey, I'm Home'.'

"To be or not to have been...no, that won't do. To be or not to be, that is the conundrum. Hmmm..."

'Don't look at me.'

'Krork...so...erudite!'

Independant Spelling Consultant.

You've edited my books and speeches. I need you now to edit my Twitters.

Sports headlines: Coach Kills Clock In Final Minutes.