Creative Wordsmith Gifts

He's very disciplined about his writing, three hours staring at a blank screen every morning and five in the afternoon.

'No wonder you can't write, you're not plugged in.'

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

Art Gecko.

'Fum foo fee fee...nope...fo fum fee foo...nah...fum fee fi fo...phoeey...fee foo...'

Writing buddies

Anna Burns

Tom Stoppard

Pebble Dash

The Artist is IN

"This is just the first draft."

Engraving on tomb of the unknown writer - The END.

Best Seller

'I'd like to renew my poetic license!'

"I just got a huge advance for my first novel. It's about a writer who gets a huge advance for his first novel."

"I'm the writer-in-residence."

'How much longer will you be working on your autobiography, Shelly?'

'I hear he's quite a recluse - doesn't even have a blog.'

Building called 'The Writer's Block' - ouside there is a 'rejection slip bin'.

Book signing cancelled due to writers block.

"I don't believe in self-censorship."

Writer's Block Next 10 Miles

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

A Poet

The Subpoenaed Diaries Of Anïs Nin

"Remorse sits in my stomach like a piece of stale bread. How does that sound?"

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

"‘Extra vile old ox’? No, sir – it stands for ‘extra virgin olive oil.’"

Cat Towels

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Shakespeare loved a grammar joke

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."