Wing Warrior Prints

'Are the buffalo wings hot enough for you?'

"How can you be out of wings?"

"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."

Ice fisher.

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

Hacking through ice in order to fish

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

Yo ho ho!

Electric Blanket.

Coronavirus Windmills

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'Aren't you glad we brought our putters, too?'

'Your thesis on 'how to keep warm in winter'? Interesting.'

'This towel is wet so I'll subtract fourteen pounds.'

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

'Well, if you're going to order 'left wings' and I'm going to order 'right,' maybe we should just order burgers instead.'

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

Pop Top Ice FIshing

"We should never take walks like this more often."

UFO Shelter

Why giraffes hate winter

"A little help?"

'I do have an extra set of keys, they're in the glovebox.'

'You'll have to excuse Gerald - he suffers from Seasonal Affected Disorder' (Naked man in arm chair in living room)

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

'Whatever happened to 'Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.''

Snow Crime

Due To High Winds Crawling Is Banned Today

'I blame Iceland - it's PAYBACK!'

January Joiner

January Joiner

'I have trouble believing in global warming when it's so cold that my nipples and p***s are the same size.'