Wind Warriors Gifts

"Our wind corridor is second to none."

'Should you be doing that?'

"The government has declared war on wind farms."

Captain in a storm

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

Scarf puts hat back on.

Camping holidays in the British summer.

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

A guide to seasons in the North East

Coronavirus Windmills

But for most men it is the love of a fresh wind on the face.

Shoes Make The Man

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

The Perfect Cannonball

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

Wrong leadership.

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'Come and get it!'

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

"C'mon. Get out there and go tinkle already."

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'