Wind Warriors Pillows

"Our wind corridor is second to none."

'Should you be doing that?'

"The government has declared war on wind farms."

Captain in a storm

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

Baby on board.

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Camping holidays in the British summer.

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

Scarf puts hat back on.

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

Shoes Make The Man

But for most men it is the love of a fresh wind on the face.

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

A guide to seasons in the North East

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

Coronavirus Windmills

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

The Perfect Cannonball

Wrong leadership.

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'Come and get it!'

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

"C'mon. Get out there and go tinkle already."

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'