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The future Bill Gates about to be conceived.

The first car accident.

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

Modern kite for wind energy.

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

Math Teacher

Man embarrassed by a schoolboy's superior knowledge of Greek

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

"The wifi password? Of course Madame, it's 'Ilove100boobies69'."

This is Twig's scene. Get ready! That's her! Where? There! Too late. Nice shot of Jessie Caldwell. Wasn't she fabulous.

The Invention of the Wheel

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

"The good news is, the wind turbine is working great, the bad news is, it blew all the solar panels off the roof."

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

'I need both hands for steering.'

A2+B2=C2, 'Are you sure you're not just making this stuff up?'

Apex Dictionaries Co - sign reads: Clowsed,bak at too.

"We can't just pluck figures out of the air any more. . . We use a bucket."

"Extremely Minature Golf." They're playing golf down there today. A chlorophyll molecule is collecting green fees and some H2O molecules are a water hazard. The adrenaline group seems to have gotten a burst of energy -- They're playing through the slower groups in front of them. I see the electron is good, always a negative score. And the nucleus is a solid player, every shot is hit right down the center. But nobody can match the DNA's consistency --- He's able to perfectly replicate his s

'This is just the first step -- next, I invent the Teamsters' Union!'

'Hey! -- I invented that, too!', 'It's that nut Al-Gor again.'

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

Um... Can I get an 'L', Pat?

First Speeding Fine.

Millipede motorist

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

Johann Strauss

"I love hearing that lonesome wail of the train whistle as the magnitude of the frequency of the wave changes due to the doppler effect."

'And this is where we attempt to forecast the true size of the spending cuts!'

"'Thank you for sending us your manuscript,' she exclaimed. 'You're welcome,' I retorted. 'Unfortunately, it's not what we are looking for,' she opined. 'How disappointing,' I remarked."

"Maybe we should stop making them on a hill."

'Excellent Hoskins, you've got all the right numbers, now shall we see if you can put them in the right order?'

"Do you mind?"

"Can you believe English isn't the official language here?"