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"I'm glad you finally found a use for all this things."

The first car accident.

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

Touring Cyclist

"You keep impeccable time."

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

'Maths is fun!'

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

Math Teacher

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

The Invention of the Wheel

'In a Washington economic summit, a panel of three economists offered two dozen opinions about the direction of global economics.'

"Your wheel idea was a huge hit, so what have you got for me this time?"

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

'Every team needs a role player. And your role on this team, Bill, is to sit at that desk and crunch numbers.'

"...One careful owner, not much mileage. In fact, I only invented it last week."

"Perhaps it was too soon for a self-driving wheel."

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

Dung Beetle Pottery Class.

A2+B2=C2, 'Are you sure you're not just making this stuff up?'

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

'I need both hands for steering.'

For crying out loud Simon. Would you stop trying to reinvent the drag.

Caveman who has just invented the wheel is amazed to see a paper airplane demonstrating the principle of flight.

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

"Before we test this, do you know how to fill out an accident report?"

Psychic car mechanics.

'This is just the first step -- next, I invent the Teamsters' Union!'

'Hey! -- I invented that, too!', 'It's that nut Al-Gor again.'

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

"You spoil that Hamster."

'You should have been here last quarter when his earnings estimate was off by two cents, instead of one.'

Hmm... all I need to do now is invent the wheel...