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"You were recommended by Eastern Driving School."

The first car accident.

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

Math Teacher

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

"The hardest to convert are inches to centimeters."

The Invention of the Wheel

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

A2+B2=C2, 'Are you sure you're not just making this stuff up?'

'I need both hands for steering.'

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

'This is just the first step -- next, I invent the Teamsters' Union!'

"Extremely Minature Golf." They're playing golf down there today. A chlorophyll molecule is collecting green fees and some H2O molecules are a water hazard. The adrenaline group seems to have gotten a burst of energy -- They're playing through the slower groups in front of them. I see the electron is good, always a negative score. And the nucleus is a solid player, every shot is hit right down the center. But nobody can match the DNA's consistency --- He's able to perfectly replicate his s

Psychic car mechanics.

'Hey! -- I invented that, too!', 'It's that nut Al-Gor again.'

"We can't just pluck figures out of the air any more. . . We use a bucket."

'So Roger, how's your invention going?'

"It's a nice invention, but what about GRIDLOCK?"

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

Millipede motorist

First Speeding Fine.

"Maybe we should stop making them on a hill."

'Excellent Hoskins, you've got all the right numbers, now shall we see if you can put them in the right order?'

'And this is where we attempt to forecast the true size of the spending cuts!'

"Your orders are burning up the system. I love it!"

Useless car accessories.

I love Pottery.

'This damn ??,' - 'So that's computer language,'

"Yes, my automatic starter has the technology to start your car as well. I'll show you. Honey! Go start her car!"

Uses for the wheel (hula hoop).

"I realise children are learning to use computers at an early age, but this is outrageous!"

'I invented them yesterday and Junior already has them souped up.'