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Map for directions on a hockey rink.

The first car accident.

Modern kite for wind energy.

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

'Maths is fun!'

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

Math Teacher

The Invention of the Wheel

'In a Washington economic summit, a panel of three economists offered two dozen opinions about the direction of global economics.'

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

'Every team needs a role player. And your role on this team, Bill, is to sit at that desk and crunch numbers.'

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

A2+B2=C2, 'Are you sure you're not just making this stuff up?'

'I need both hands for steering.'

Apex Dictionaries Co - sign reads: Clowsed,bak at too.

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

'Hey! -- I invented that, too!', 'It's that nut Al-Gor again.'

'This is just the first step -- next, I invent the Teamsters' Union!'

'You should have been here last quarter when his earnings estimate was off by two cents, instead of one.'

"We can't just pluck figures out of the air any more. . . We use a bucket."

Millipede motorist

"Wow! - Record climate emergency in Western Canada!. . ."

Um... Can I get an 'L', Pat?

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

First Speeding Fine.

Exit 89. Why don't you ask for directions? You're no roads scholar!

'Today we're going to simulate rough weather conditions.'

No, he wants the other one … No, not that one … No, to your right … No, above that one …

"'Thank you for sending us your manuscript,' she exclaimed. 'You're welcome,' I retorted. 'Unfortunately, it's not what we are looking for,' she opined. 'How disappointing,' I remarked."

'And this is where we attempt to forecast the true size of the spending cuts!'

"Maybe we should stop making them on a hill."

'Excellent Hoskins, you've got all the right numbers, now shall we see if you can put them in the right order?'