Wheel Whispers T-Shirts

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

Touring Cyclist

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

Car Dentistry.

"Perhaps it was too soon for a self-driving wheel."

'In her day, she did all the work for me, now I'm doing all the work for her.'

Support groups for car repairs.

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

Psychic Car Mechanics.

Caveman who has just invented the wheel is amazed to see a paper airplane demonstrating the principle of flight.

"Before we test this, do you know how to fill out an accident report?"

"You spoil that Hamster."

When did you last have your oil changed?

"This obsession of yours about becoming a car mechanic..."

He did love tinkering on his cars.

"It's worse than I thought."

"Don't worry Doctor. We expect your car to make a full recovery."

Psychic car mechanics.

"That metallic grinding means her throwout bearings are shot. She's backfiring through her carburetor. The tick indicates transmission trouble, and the smoke means she's on fire."

'So Roger, how's your invention going?'

'Oh GREAT, a DARN PUNKTURE!'

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

'Bad news, Dr. Treemont...It needs an engine transplant.'

"It's garage music."

(Visual gag) Taxidermist.

"Often, it's sullen and withdrawn, and then, suddenly, it becomes hostile and vengeful."

CLEAR!

"Yeah, my master is a car enthusiast too, but instead of going on joy-rides with me, he spends his weekends tinkering with the engine..."

"Oh...that's not good."