Bicycle Whisperer T-Shirts

"Yeah, mine is an environmentalist too. I was worried when he sold his car, but he's put a dog-basket on his bicycle: it's even better than a car-ride!"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Braiding a Horse's Tail

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"Quick, start the car!"

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

Dog Dreams

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"This prognosis is positive, you've got a cold nose."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

'You know too much!'

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

"That is an outrageous slur."

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Touring Cyclist

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"