Vehicle Whisperer T-Shirts

'All this car needs is a little love and affection.'

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Braiding a Horse's Tail

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Touring Cyclist

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

A Girl and Her Horse

Man and Machine snoozing

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

Car Dentistry.

"Perhaps it was too soon for a self-driving wheel."

'In her day, she did all the work for me, now I'm doing all the work for her.'

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

"Just badly sprained thank goodness... I was so scared it might be broken..."

Psychic Car Mechanics.

Support groups for car repairs.

"Did you see neighhhhhh...bours last night?"

"Can you help me? I'm having a little trouble working the shredder."

Mister Oedipus.

"Before we test this, do you know how to fill out an accident report?"

When did you last have your oil changed?

A man selling a horse to an older lady

'I don't know why, but my cowboy seems to have an obsession with riding into the sunset...'

Foreigner ready for the hunt

"Don't worry Doctor. We expect your car to make a full recovery."

'It's not working because it claims it can think and has decided not to.'

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

Psychic car mechanics.