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Here lays Harvey Schmidlip, perhaps best known for his invention of the speed bump.

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

"Brilliant report, I can't tell where the facts and the fiction begins"

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

'I think I must be ambidextrous. I can calculate interest with both sides of my brain.'

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

'...and that is my philosophy.'

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

Car Dentistry.

'In her day, she did all the work for me, now I'm doing all the work for her.'

"What are you in for?"

Perhaps we could get the Saatchis to pain a pretty picture.

"Look, the numbers don't lie."

Psychic Car Mechanics.

Support groups for car repairs.

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

Psychiatrist interview an irrational number

I can read this audit, but HOW should I read it...What is my MOTIVATION, how do I bring these figures to life,make them sing!... Colin often wondered whether accountancy had been the right career choice for him

"We ran the numbers on how climate change will affect economic growth, but the numbers got so spooked they just kept running."

"It's worse than I thought."

Psychic car mechanics.

When did you last have your oil changed?

"This obsession of yours about becoming a car mechanic..."

"Then again, maybe the fourth green is that way."

"Don't worry Doctor. We expect your car to make a full recovery."

"I mean, he does have a point."

"That metallic grinding means her throwout bearings are shot. She's backfiring through her carburetor. The tick indicates transmission trouble, and the smoke means she's on fire."

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

"All right. Time to grow up."

'Bad news, Dr. Treemont...It needs an engine transplant.'

CLEAR!

"Often, it's sullen and withdrawn, and then, suddenly, it becomes hostile and vengeful."