Number Whizz Gifts

A2+B2=C2, 'Are you sure you're not just making this stuff up?'

The first car accident.

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

The First Annual Game Show Week.

'Maths is fun!'

Think Tank

Examinations.

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

Math Teacher

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

The Invention of the Wheel

'I'll be conducting Mahler 3 as the guests arrive.'

'In a Washington economic summit, a panel of three economists offered two dozen opinions about the direction of global economics.'

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

'Every team needs a role player. And your role on this team, Bill, is to sit at that desk and crunch numbers.'

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

'I need both hands for steering.'

Apex Dictionaries Co - sign reads: Clowsed,bak at too.

'That's a million correct answers in a row!'

"We can't just pluck figures out of the air any more. . . We use a bucket."

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

'You should have been here last quarter when his earnings estimate was off by two cents, instead of one.'

'Hey! -- I invented that, too!', 'It's that nut Al-Gor again.'

'This is just the first step -- next, I invent the Teamsters' Union!'

Unsure of the correct answer, Teddy looks around and then discreetly pulls out his cheat sheep.

'And tomorrow we will be having a surprise test.'

'It was a surprise quiz to me and the teacher - I passed!'

"Is it 'Goldfinger...?'"

It's academic

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

Millipede motorist

Music Quiz

First Speeding Fine.