3d Printing Wizard Gifts

"Who said that scientists couldn't have hot girlfriends? I made mine with a 3D printer."

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

'Have you been talking to someone, Jenkins?'

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

'The chef is just making your cheesecake now, sir.'

'You see Mum, I told you that if I can spin a web, I can do 3D-printing...'

"I wish I'd never bought Harold that 3-D printer."

"You say we're running low on stock? Couldn't we just print out some new ones?"

Isn't it cool? I printed out my reply to your raise request using the 3-D printer! NO!

"I 3-D printed my dinner!"

"When you think of it, all you really need is one 3D printer to start manufacturing them yourself!"

'When a 3D printer can make a hamburger, I'll get one.'

"Sorry, the only way we can afford a 3D printer, is if it can print some bearer bonds."

Gun Control Rally

"Call the staffing agency and cancel. I made this guy with a 3-D Printer."

"Having a baby will ruin my figure, so Tom and I are making one with a 3D printer."

Stock Exchange.

"I've scanned all our clothes into our computer and emailed them to the hotel we'll be staying at."

"We want him to skip joined-up writing and get straight on to 3D printing."

"The 3D printers are reproducing!"

"Why didn't you tell me the competition was making monsters with 3-D printers at less that half the cost?"

"Can your 3D printer makes a 2D printer that doesn't have a blinking red light?"

"So, if you'll just bring me the 3-D printer, I can take it from there."

Why do you call this a 4-D printer? It's so slow it only prints 3-D objects in the far future.

Fabrication Lab. A virus got into the 3-D printer and distorted the pattern. A virus? It's a design flu.

There was no denying that 3D printing technology had created a disintermediation revolution in Jeff's workplace.

"We need to think outside the pyramid."

"Step 1: Find Someone Who Knows How To Read Instructions, Dave."

"Guess which one I made with a 3-D printer."

"That may not be the best option for printing out your novel."

The Little 3-D Printer that Could.

'The Architect Ant really outdid himself this time, don't you think?'

"My husband said he could fix anything so if you find him, tell him he was wrong"

'What do you do if a 3-d print job gets messed up?'

'We found these spent cartridges at the scene Chief. Looks like it was Hewlett-Packard.'