3d Printer Expert Gifts

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

"Yep, first the gold run out, then the microchip manufacturing went overseas."

'The chef is just making your cheesecake now, sir.'

'You see Mum, I told you that if I can spin a web, I can do 3D-printing...'

Cool 3-D screen.

"I wish I'd never bought Harold that 3-D printer."

'Yes, we can get all this into your ad, but we'll have to set the copy in 0.00005 point type.'

Gun Control Rally

"You say we're running low on stock? Couldn't we just print out some new ones?"

"Sorry, the only way we can afford a 3D printer, is if it can print some bearer bonds."

'When a 3D printer can make a hamburger, I'll get one.'

"When you think of it, all you really need is one 3D printer to start manufacturing them yourself!"

Clear construction agreements are important.

"Call the staffing agency and cancel. I made this guy with a 3-D Printer."

"Having a baby will ruin my figure, so Tom and I are making one with a 3D printer."

"I've scanned all our clothes into our computer and emailed them to the hotel we'll be staying at."

"We want him to skip joined-up writing and get straight on to 3D printing."

Photocoffier.

"The 3D printers are reproducing!"

There was no denying that 3D printing technology had created a disintermediation revolution in Jeff's workplace.

"But it makes you feel like you're right there."

'Oh, you'll like school -- It's like Sesame Street, only in 3-D!'

"So, if you'll just bring me the 3-D printer, I can take it from there."

"Guess which one I made with a 3-D printer."

"Who said that scientists couldn't have hot girlfriends? I made mine with a 3D printer."

"That may not be the best option for printing out your novel."

The Little 3-D Printer that Could.

'What do you do if a 3-d print job gets messed up?'

"Gwen, call the employment agency back, please, we just created our first 3-D employee!"