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"It's my design unless it falls down...then it's yours."

"And nobody noticed the crease in the blueprint?"

'I don't think that blob was an unusual roof design, but a coffee stain.'

"Sure, it will be an eyesore, but after we build a lot of them, it'll fit right in!"

"I don't know - seems like a lot of work."

'Frank Lloyd Wright, Perspective, Floor plan, elevation'

The Architects Behind the Leaning Tower of Pisa

"It's not exactly what I'd intended"

'It's always the same design. I wish he'd get a more imaginative set of house plans.'

'I'm no expert but at a guess I'd say they had the drawings upside down!'

The Architect

"Here's the parking lot."

Builders build a property that has a crease in it like the design plan.

'I'm sure that crack's getting bigger.'

'Shouldn't a cultural center have more to it than video games?'

Designer

"I went from homemaker to home maker."

'Who needs central heating? I've got plenty of vintage port.'

'Soufle, can I have the blueprint?.'

"Check out my 3D drawing of our remodeling project. I even included a little bed with nigthstands."

"Cheer up! Things are sure to get better."

Garden and landscape design

"Yikes! There's a crease in the plans!"

"We only got six days of funding."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'

We're putting on a subtraction.

'The project is a little behind schedule. It was proactive, now it's retroactive.'

'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.