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Deadline

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"We only got six days of funding."

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

"Lovely dovetail."

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

'Herb will provide one of his concise interpretations of the quarterly sales charts.'

Waiting for retirement.

Targets.

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

Change Management: Change can be ruf.

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

IN OUT UP DOWN AND ALL AROUND

Gerald Ratner's return

'Not only will it do the work of ten people, it will scare 40% more work out of the rest of the employees.'

The Move.

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'Here comes the 64-bit local bus.'

"Making us more mobile friendly didn't mean letting the general public use our car park, Smithers."

"I've got a great idea! By adding the words "and associates" to my business name, no one will every suspect I'm really just one person with a phone and a web site working out of my bedroom!"

"No, it hasn't anything to do with my presentation. But wait until you see how I hold everyone's attention with it sitting next to me at the podium."

"Recent research has yielded some frightening results...It turns out we are a business team held forever on a presentation chart, locked away in a supply closet."

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"