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"I accidentally hit 'extreme' on my now making app."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"Thank you for that summation of the charts."

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

"Remember Mr. Cockbundle is not just a 'customer', he is an important source of valuable and readily marketable data."

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

Deadline

All the apps hidden within a phone

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

'Not only will it do the work of ten people, it will scare 40% more work out of the rest of the employees.'

Gerald Ratner's return

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'Here comes the 64-bit local bus.'

"Making us more mobile friendly didn't mean letting the general public use our car park, Smithers."

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

"I've got a great idea! By adding the words "and associates" to my business name, no one will every suspect I'm really just one person with a phone and a web site working out of my bedroom!"

This is Pandora, our new Content Manager.

'Having all this information on my patient's diagnostics is great, but I think I need a degree in data analytics to sort it all out...'

Old MacDonald had a data farm. AI AI O.

Start the session by doing something unusual.

'I think I set the security level, on my anti virus software, too high. Whenever I access anything it is automatically deleted.'

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

Websiteless -- please help.

'My app just ate your widget.'

'We've always needed an accounting magician.'

The imagery attacks the compalcency of the casual web surfer and uses a visual cacophony of discordant images to excite and enthusethe casual visitor...

"We ran the numbers on how climate change will affect economic growth, but the numbers got so spooked they just kept running."

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