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Triathlon Race

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Desk trays - 'In', 'Out', and 'It depends'.

'I think it's time to rein in Henderson.'

"It's my intelligence, talent and hard work that have got me to the top."

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

In - Out - Pending.

Stationery Shop

'Should be home soon. I'm just clearing away the usual paperwork.'

Research and Development: Now, Never.

'You can't come in here with that.'

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

'My multi-tasking turned into faulty-tasking.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

Traffic Management Strategic Group

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

Man with post it note

Tie Rolls

"Victims of out-sorcery."

"We feel you're over analyzing things a bit too much."

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

'Not only will it do the work of ten people, it will scare 40% more work out of the rest of the employees.'

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"