Running Wizard T-Shirts

Triathlon Race

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Desk trays - 'In', 'Out', and 'It depends'.

'I think it's time to rein in Henderson.'

Research and Development: Now, Never.

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

Stationery Shop

In - Out - Pending.

'You can't come in here with that.'

'Should be home soon. I'm just clearing away the usual paperwork.'

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

'My multi-tasking turned into faulty-tasking.'

Traffic Management Strategic Group

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

'Not only will it do the work of ten people, it will scare 40% more work out of the rest of the employees.'

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"Victims of out-sorcery."

Man with post it note

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

Tie Rolls

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

"We feel you're over analyzing things a bit too much."

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"