Blueprint Boss Prints

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

"We only got six days of funding."

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

'On the plus side we've saved money by getting all the numbers on one graph.'

"Here's the parking lot."

'The project is a little behind schedule. It was proactive, now it's retroactive.'

'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

"Hired! You're just what we need in our budget office!"

"And nobody noticed the crease in the blueprint?"

'Our expenses have decreased 20 per cent since we started refilling our own ink jet cartridges.'

'Wait a minute....!

'Well, well. You made more money last year than you did the year before -- You people never learn, do you?'

"I think it's time we cashed in our spare change. We could probably pay off our house."

'Soufle, can I have the blueprint?.'

"I tried to hire a hamburger fry cook from a fast food joint for our cafeteria but he wouldn't take the cut in pay."

'I'm no expert but at a guess I'd say they had the drawings upside down!'

'If the best things in life are free, we have too many of the worst things.'

Builders build a property that has a crease in it like the design plan.

Builder follows an architect's blueprints exactly, including the smudges.

Cubits? Haven't You gone metric yet?

'Bill, you messed up again. You built the second floor on top of the third floor.'

'It's always the same design. I wish he'd get a more imaginative set of house plans.'

House building chart (like steps).

"Cheer up! Things are sure to get better."

Worker takes Boss out in a wheelbarrow

'I don't think that blob was an unusual roof design, but a coffee stain.'

"I don't know - seems like a lot of work."

Try to think of bankruptcy as an accounting procedure.