Burglar With A Twist Gifts

"I've moved into corporate theft."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

'You catch me, you throw me back. You catch me, you throw me back. Dude, get a life!'

"We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course."

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

Lady to angler whose line is snagged: 'You would manage to get your line caught in the one tree in this entire massive lake.'

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Out to lunch'.

Champagne at the hunt

Early Morning Roll Call.

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

Matador Artificial Insemination.

"You heard your mother. There's no need to bless the superfoods."

'School of secondary sex characteristics'

'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'

'McWit never could build anything level.'

'The MCC celebrate a famous victory' group of dodgy looking old English men holding drinking glasses

Noir kitty.

"Little Timmy is big enough to use you burglary tools."

'I hate the new vicar's cheese and wine parties.'

'Yes, we're trying to re-introduce some of the more traditional breeds.'

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

'Hefner is thinking about the off season already.'

'I'm not going to bore you with a long sermon to-day - here's one I recorded earlier...'

Crime

"I'd prefer this to a gold watch any day."

Early Ram Raids

Finish Line

"Congratulations, you've passed."