Gentleman With A Twist Gifts

Colonel Bagshot.

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

The Dandy

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'

'McWit never could build anything level.'

"He's such a gentleman, he didn't use a 'mating call' to attract me: he's developed a 'please join me on a date' call..."

"It might be a better trick if you didn't use see-through glass"

Zombies love ice fishing

Little Beverly Cards

"Your father was trying to build a better mouse trap."

'The Raffia Mafia.'

Gentlemen

Victorian Gentleman

"Coordinates 135 and 350."

"Alright if we play through?"

A Bad Time for John Thomas.

"I've moved into corporate theft."

Gentlemen's club

Rural Butler Speaking to Town Gentleman

'It doesn't matter that you never got caught!'

Life of Riley #4: Panache.

Urbane Guerillas

Truth is Great.

'The clay one You're meant to shoot the clay pigeon'

Club Sketches - Cause and Effect.

"So, first time duck hunting huh?"

Polite Greetings

Age Cannot Wither.

'Let me through now!'