Gentleman With A Twist Pillows

Colonel Bagshot.

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

The Dandy

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'

'McWit never could build anything level.'

"He's such a gentleman, he didn't use a 'mating call' to attract me: he's developed a 'please join me on a date' call..."

"It might be a better trick if you didn't use see-through glass"

Zombies love ice fishing

Gentlemen

Little Beverly Cards

"Your father was trying to build a better mouse trap."

Piñata Blackjack

'The Raffia Mafia.'

You look tired, Randy. Hot date last night? I had a date. That is correct. But was it hot? A gentleman doesn't tell whether a date was "hot" or not. No … but you usually do. Didn't you just patent "Randy's Hot-o-Meter," the hat that turns from white to pink to red, depending on the hotness of last night's date? Did you know the inventor of bacon was vegetarian? He was? Who knows? Point is, inventions are not a statement of principles.

"Alright if we play through?"

Victorian Gentleman

A Bad Time for John Thomas.

"Coordinates 135 and 350."

"I've moved into corporate theft."

Gentlemen's club

Rural Butler Speaking to Town Gentleman

'It doesn't matter that you never got caught!'

Urbane Guerillas

Life of Riley #4: Panache.

Truth is Great.

'The clay one You're meant to shoot the clay pigeon'

Club Sketches - Cause and Effect.

Polite Greetings

"So, first time duck hunting huh?"

Age Cannot Wither.