Gentleman Style Aficionado Pillows

Victorian Gentleman

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

The Dandy

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Frontispiece to 'The Pickwick Papers'

"Roger, give me the shirt … it’s time."

Gentleman's Club Scene

"Of course it sends your message digitally. If you want analogue we'll have to saddle up old Bessie."

"He's such a gentleman, he didn't use a 'mating call' to attract me: he's developed a 'please join me on a date' call..."

'And always remember that it is the gritty colon itself, not the half-baked semi-colon, that wields the power to confound even the most erudite minds.'

"Grace and polish, all bundled up together in one man?"

Man admiring his friend's skull topped scarf pin

"And when did this compulsion to wear crinoline petticoats begin, Susan?"

Colonel Bagshot.

The Life of the Party

"Whenever it's a damn drizzly November in me soul, I do a little profit taking."

'Look, McTavish - The rest of us wear SAFFRON robes!'

"Stuffy in here, isn't it?"

Event Planner

"I always carry a spare of trousers. Just in case I get a hole in one."

"Coordinates 135 and 350."

A Bad Time for John Thomas.

Cow Piercing.

'What do you mean, we should join the men's movement and have a meeting? This is a meeting of the men's movement!'

"There's old Fuchburg's harrumph. Right on time."

A woman in Regency clothing next to a spilled wine glass

Your Country Needs You. SHOP!

Take a look at those old fashioned legs, fat arms and wobbly back.

"I've had a ponytail since 1968!"

"Excuse me, but are you using that mustache right now?"

'Yes, this is my home office. Why do you ask, honey?'