Gentleman Style Aficionado Mugs

Victorian Gentleman

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

The Dandy

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Frontispiece to 'The Pickwick Papers'

"Roger, give me the shirt … it’s time."

"Of course it sends your message digitally. If you want analogue we'll have to saddle up old Bessie."

Gentleman's Club Scene

"He's such a gentleman, he didn't use a 'mating call' to attract me: he's developed a 'please join me on a date' call..."

'And always remember that it is the gritty colon itself, not the half-baked semi-colon, that wields the power to confound even the most erudite minds.'

Dang clip ons!

Man admiring his friend's skull topped scarf pin

'your hindsight is only 20400 so I'm going to fit you with a pair of 'retro specs'.'

"Grace and polish, all bundled up together in one man?"

"And when did this compulsion to wear crinoline petticoats begin, Susan?"

Colonel Bagshot.

Tim Burton Caricature

'Look, McTavish - The rest of us wear SAFFRON robes!'

The Life of the Party

"Whenever it's a damn drizzly November in me soul, I do a little profit taking."

"Stuffy in here, isn't it?"

Event Planner

"I always carry a spare of trousers. Just in case I get a hole in one."

"There's old Fuchburg's harrumph. Right on time."

"I've had a ponytail since 1968!"

The Invisible Man...Meets a Lady.

Take a look at those old fashioned legs, fat arms and wobbly back.

Your Country Needs You. SHOP!

A Bad Time for John Thomas.

A woman in Regency clothing next to a spilled wine glass

Cow Piercing.

'What do you mean, we should join the men's movement and have a meeting? This is a meeting of the men's movement!'

"Coordinates 135 and 350."

"I suppose it's been a while since we bought you casual clothes. What's wrong with the ones you've got?"

'Yes, this is my home office. Why do you ask, honey?'