Gentleman's Aficionado Mugs

Club Sketches - Cause and Effect.

The Origami Society...

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

Abacus.

Frontispiece to 'The Pickwick Papers'

'The children are leaving the nest, honey! They're not diving in the Olympics...That was at leas a 6.5 by the way.'

Gentleman's Club Scene

John Stuart Mill

Lancelot put to the Test.

"He's such a gentleman, he didn't use a 'mating call' to attract me: he's developed a 'please join me on a date' call..."

"Grace and polish, all bundled up together in one man?"

Disraeli and Bismarck aim for Compromise at Berlin Congress

"Happy Master's Day."

"I know it's a little old-fashioned, but I'm a Capricorn, and I thought it would be romantic if I carried you over the cusp of our First House."

"We've got kind of a noir thing happening here, Manny. The girlie cigarette doesn't exactly add."

"We don't let computers mess up your medical records. We do it by hand."

Alfred Adler

The Life of the Party

"Whenever it's a damn drizzly November in me soul, I do a little profit taking."

Fisherman takes home the mermaid he caught.

'My problem is that I'm a nice guy.'

"Let me try that!"

"Stuffy in here, isn't it?"

'I thought you said you wuz the last of the Mohicans.'

"When it comes to technology, Fred lives in the moment. The moment is 1987."

Social Club. Run, Ernie! It's the zombie mafia! Ahhh! The don of the dead!

A Bad Time for John Thomas.

'What do you mean, we should join the men's movement and have a meeting? This is a meeting of the men's movement!'

Are you ever worried people will see all the stuff you put online? Not at all … because I don't put anything online. I'm not on Facebook, I'm not on Twitter, and I conduct all my business in person so they can be charmed by the twinkle in my mustache. You are looking at a man who's totally off the grid, little buddy. It's like talking to a Neanderthal. I also shave with a razor-sharp sliver of granite my grandfather bequeathed unto me.

Victorian Gentleman

"There's old Fuchburg's harrumph. Right on time."

"That's a clock? Where does it display the time?"

Moustached man

'We're half way through the nostalgia hour...but I genuinely feel it's not as good now as it was when we started.'