Gentlemen's Club Aficionado Mugs

"There's old Fuchburg's harrumph. Right on time."

Frontispiece to 'The Pickwick Papers'

'What do you mean, we should join the men's movement and have a meeting? This is a meeting of the men's movement!'

La Table

Dancing at the Clubs.

"The club scene is really changing."

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

Gentleman's Club Scene

"It's been so long—it's like I'm only gay in theory."

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

'When you said we were going clubbing, I didn't know you meant History Club, Chess Club and Math Club.'

'He's here to apply for the bouncer job.'

Putting out on the green is called 'The Short Game'.

Hap's Bar & Grill: 'Stress manager on duty.'

'If you couldn't get into clubs, what makes you think you can get in here?'

A sheep shearing herself on stage - A sheep strip show

'WOOHOOO! Yeah BABY, yeah!' (at a zebra strip show)

"Sure her act is legal in a nightclub - but she was doing it in the street."

Interior Monologuist

'I heard he was funny.'

'See, it's of a joke on it. I call it the 'Comedy Club'.'

A caveman looks at erotic paintings

"Welcome to our private banking group."

"A stripper in Ohio claims her privacy was violated when a patron took a picture of her while she was performing, thus invoking her Constitutional right to irony."

Nerd night at the club.

"Whenever it's a damn drizzly November in me soul, I do a little profit taking."

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

The Life of the Party

Cat attending mouse nightclub.

"You. You. And you."

'Sorry, this is the Billionaires club. The Millionaires club is down the street.'

"Stuffy in here, isn't it?"

The Moron Nightclub: 'Psst! Psst! You can make a quick twenty bucks if you forget the cover charge, look the other way and let us sneak in.'

'The Glee Club meets next door. We're the Deliriously Happy Club!'