Gentlemen's Club Aficionado Mugs

"There's old Fuchburg's harrumph. Right on time."

Frontispiece to 'The Pickwick Papers'

'What do you mean, we should join the men's movement and have a meeting? This is a meeting of the men's movement!'

La Table

'Do you know the way to San Jose without breaking into a Bacharach number?'

Dancing at the Clubs.

"The club scene is really changing."

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

Gentleman's Club Scene

"It's been so long—it's like I'm only gay in theory."

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

Time-of-the-month club.

'When you said we were going clubbing, I didn't know you meant History Club, Chess Club and Math Club.'

'He's here to apply for the bouncer job.'

Hap's Bar & Grill: 'Stress manager on duty.'

Putting out on the green is called 'The Short Game'.

'If you couldn't get into clubs, what makes you think you can get in here?'

A sheep shearing herself on stage - A sheep strip show

'WOOHOOO! Yeah BABY, yeah!' (at a zebra strip show)

"Welcome to our private banking group."

"A stripper in Ohio claims her privacy was violated when a patron took a picture of her while she was performing, thus invoking her Constitutional right to irony."

'I heard he was funny.'

Three juniors want to join our eco club. Good recruiting! No way I'm letting them in! What?! Be we need new members! Not necessarily! Gore lies. Global warming is hot air! I (heart) fur.

Interior Monologuist

'See, it's of a joke on it. I call it the 'Comedy Club'.'

A caveman looks at erotic paintings

"Sure her act is legal in a nightclub - but she was doing it in the street."

Nerd night at the club.

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

Cat attending mouse nightclub.

"Whenever it's a damn drizzly November in me soul, I do a little profit taking."

The Life of the Party

The first rule of Mime Club is: You don't talk about Mime Club.

"You. You. And you."

'Sorry, this is the Billionaires club. The Millionaires club is down the street.'