Gentleman's Club Goer Mugs

'A question of port.'

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

Frontispiece to 'The Pickwick Papers'

Out of Context Nite with Jeremy Clarkson.

Gentleman's Club Scene

'Listen up, you ghoul fools, at midnight the mummy takes off the wrappings! Heh heh - just kidding folks, but seriously...'

"He's such a gentleman, he didn't use a 'mating call' to attract me: he's developed a 'please join me on a date' call..."

'The thing I like about jazz is nobody notices if I hit the wrong notes.'

Shorn sheep gets Baaaaard!

"Sorry guys, these are restricted premises: Show me your teeth so that I can check your age..."

'Is the divorce pool still open?'

A caveman looks at erotic paintings

"Congratulations, sir, you've outlived the lot of them!"

'This is just the warm up.'

"No long-playing records allowed."

'I don't care if it's only once every 17 years and crucial to a cicada's ability to attract a mate...'

"Whenever it's a damn drizzly November in me soul, I do a little profit taking."

The Life of the Party

"If we don't smoke absurdly large cigars, then the sensibly-sized cigar smokers will have won."

Shingles Bar.

Hall of Crazy Mirrors.

"Stuffy in here, isn't it?"

"Wow...tough crowd."

Angry golfer with gun

'What do you mean, we should join the men's movement and have a meeting? This is a meeting of the men's movement!'

Victorian Gentleman