Gentlemen's Club Enthusiast Mugs

"Stuffy in here, isn't it?"

La Table

Dancing at the Clubs.

"The club scene is really changing."

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

Frontispiece to 'The Pickwick Papers'

Gentleman's Club Scene

"It's been so long—it's like I'm only gay in theory."

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

'When you said we were going clubbing, I didn't know you meant History Club, Chess Club and Math Club.'

Time-of-the-month club.

World of Cow: Horn Gel

'He's here to apply for the bouncer job.'

'If you couldn't get into clubs, what makes you think you can get in here?'

Hap's Bar & Grill: 'Stress manager on duty.'

'WOOHOOO! Yeah BABY, yeah!' (at a zebra strip show)

Three juniors want to join our eco club. Good recruiting! No way I'm letting them in! What?! Be we need new members! Not necessarily! Gore lies. Global warming is hot air! I (heart) fur.

"Welcome to our private banking group."

Nerd night at the club.

A caveman looks at erotic paintings

"A stripper in Ohio claims her privacy was violated when a patron took a picture of her while she was performing, thus invoking her Constitutional right to irony."

"Congratulations, sir, you've outlived the lot of them!"

Cat attending mouse nightclub.

The Life of the Party

The first rule of Mime Club is: You don't talk about Mime Club.

"Whenever it's a damn drizzly November in me soul, I do a little profit taking."

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

"You. You. And you."

'The Glee Club meets next door. We're the Deliriously Happy Club!'

The Moron Nightclub: 'Psst! Psst! You can make a quick twenty bucks if you forget the cover charge, look the other way and let us sneak in.'

Will Sir be going on to his usual club ?

Victorian Gentleman

"Honorary members or not, you're not getting in without a tie!"

"Do you have any idea who I am?"

'You're not wearing a name badge.'