Gentlemen's Club Enthusiast Pillows

"Stuffy in here, isn't it?"

La Table

Dancing at the Clubs.

"The club scene is really changing."

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

Frontispiece to 'The Pickwick Papers'

Gentleman's Club Scene

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

"It's been so long—it's like I'm only gay in theory."

'When you said we were going clubbing, I didn't know you meant History Club, Chess Club and Math Club.'

World of Cow: Horn Gel

'He's here to apply for the bouncer job.'

'If you couldn't get into clubs, what makes you think you can get in here?'

Hap's Bar & Grill: 'Stress manager on duty.'

'WOOHOOO! Yeah BABY, yeah!' (at a zebra strip show)

Nerd night at the club.

A caveman looks at erotic paintings

"A stripper in Ohio claims her privacy was violated when a patron took a picture of her while she was performing, thus invoking her Constitutional right to irony."

"Welcome to our private banking group."

"Congratulations, sir, you've outlived the lot of them!"

Cat attending mouse nightclub.

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

"Whenever it's a damn drizzly November in me soul, I do a little profit taking."

The Life of the Party

"You. You. And you."

The Moron Nightclub: 'Psst! Psst! You can make a quick twenty bucks if you forget the cover charge, look the other way and let us sneak in.'

'The Glee Club meets next door. We're the Deliriously Happy Club!'

'You're not wearing a name badge.'

Will Sir be going on to his usual club ?

"There's old Fuchburg's harrumph. Right on time."

Victorian Gentleman

"Honorary members or not, you're not getting in without a tie!"