Gentleman's Club Fan Pillows

The Life of the Party

I'd invite you in, but my husband, my boyfriend and my python are all very jealous.

Frontispiece to 'The Pickwick Papers'

Captain Pointy No.38 - Fan club meeting a trap

Gentleman's Club Scene

"Where are all the hecklers? I have some great rejoinders."

"Stand-up comedy." "On-your-knees-with-gas-pain comedy." "Please, God, make it stop..."

"He's such a gentleman, he didn't use a 'mating call' to attract me: he's developed a 'please join me on a date' call..."

"I'll get that. First go get me a glass of warm water."

'They're a nuisance, but they keep the smaller vermin down.'

A caveman looks at erotic paintings

"Congratulations, sir, you've outlived the lot of them!"

"I see you met the author."

"Whenever it's a damn drizzly November in me soul, I do a little profit taking."

Lap Line-Dancing Club

"If we don't smoke absurdly large cigars, then the sensibly-sized cigar smokers will have won."

Custard Pies - Serving Suggestion

ABC Airplane Food Manufacturing Co: Supplying Lame Jokes To Comedians for 35 Years.

"Stuffy in here, isn't it?"

A Bad Time for John Thomas.

Hunting Party in the Highlands.

The Stand-about society.

"We've been having a lot of trouble with cross-dressers lately."

Victorian Gentleman

Tuesday is empty thought balloon night.

'What do you mean, we should join the men's movement and have a meeting? This is a meeting of the men's movement!'

"There's old Fuchburg's harrumph. Right on time."

'I read the Club's constitution and then realized I did fit the entry criteria, so I decided to join...'

Gangster Studying Gangster-English Dictionary

"A reliable source says in the last 12 months you sold your soul to the devil. But you never reported any income."

'Sorry, Reggie, but it's no longer sufficient to merely cancel out your vote.'

Hand Puppet Strip Club

Procedure - A Fact.

Moustached man

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