Golf Club Enthusiast Mugs

'it wasn't a trap when he first started trying to hit the ball!'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Golfing Boss

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Knight Golfing

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

I think you're ace

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"The goal is to hate yourself."

Snooker Golf.

'Hole in one!!!!'

Do you want to win the game or my business?

'He always tees off like that. He used to throw the discus in college.'

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

Earthlings, show us your sporting interests. This is golf. Hit the ball with the club. This is tennis. Hit that ball with the racket. This is volleyball. Hit that ball with your hand. Hitting, hitting, hitting. It's all so violent. How do you relax? We hit the hot tub.

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

"Yes, sir, Dave. Out here, under the big sky, I always get back in touch with who I am."