Golf Club Aficionado Mugs

"I swear to god Henderson, if you miss this one we're taking separate ubers back to the helipad."

Golf cart stuck in the sand trap.

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Golfing Boss

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Knight Golfing

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

I think you're ace

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"The goal is to hate yourself."

Snooker Golf.

Do you want to win the game or my business?

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."

"Yes, sir, Dave. Out here, under the big sky, I always get back in touch with who I am."

Putting Practice.