Gambler With A Twist Gifts

Piñata Blackjack

Little league world series of poker.

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

'I don't like to take chances.'

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

'Hey, I think my parents fooled me. This game is called 'Algebra Hero'.'

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

"Better luck next time, kid."

'You catch me, you throw me back. You catch me, you throw me back. Dude, get a life!'

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

"I'll see your Sirloin and raise you a New York Strip."

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

"Honey, the dog learned a new trick. And now I owe him twelve dollars."

Lady to angler whose line is snagged: 'You would manage to get your line caught in the one tree in this entire massive lake.'

"C'mon! C'mon! Almost there..."

'My wife encourages this. She thinks I'm playing the Russian version.'

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Out to lunch'.

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

Worm Bed

"Have you been scratching this?"

'Frank has won 20 hands in a row. I'm beginning to think that's not him, but rather a robot with a poker computer installed.'

"And for only $19.99 I can give you my super bowl pick."

'Well, sure, two pair is nice but nothing beats five singles!'

'Sunglasses? Silly hats? Face cards?'

Unnatural Selection.

Solitaire card shark.

"I'll see your two and raise you three."

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

Blackjack: free lemonade!

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

Monkey casino study.

'Do you think he'll win the second race?'